The Man Bought the Horse
Then there was the preacher who decided to sell his horse. Aprospective buyer was impressed with the animal, but thepreacher said, " I must warn you-he only responds to 'churchtalk'. Go is 'Praise the Lord', and stop is 'Hallelujah"'.
"I've worked with horses all my life," said the buyer, "and I'venever heard of anything like this." Mounting the horse, he saidskeptically, " Praise the Lord." The horse began to trot. Herepeated "Praise the Lord" and the horse broke into a gallop. Suddenly the buyer saw a cliff deadahead. Frantic, he yelled "Hallelujah", and they came to a stop a foot from the edge.
Wiping the sweat from his brow, the buyer said, "Praise the Lord!"